SEASON 01

SEASON 02

COMING SOON…

roster.

2025

  • Rob Bloomquist

    HDCP: 19

    OCCUP: Consultant

    NICKNAME: Bloomer

  • Cory Goldney

    HDCP: 15

    OCCUP: Garage Floor Artisan

    NICKNAME: Goldz

  • Chris Jensen

    HDCP: 9

    OCCUP: Landscape Guru

    NICKNAME: Jenny From The Block

  • Bryn Johnson

    HDCP: 13

    OCCUP: Realtor

    NICKNAME: Brynny

  • Mark Johnston

    HDCP: 17

    OCCUP: No one really knows

    NICKNAME: Short Game

  • Marc LaFauci

    HDCP: 15

    OCCUP: Contractor

    NICKNAME: LaFooch

  • Stuart Larsen

    HDCP: 14

    OCCUP: Builder

    NICKNAME: Stuey

  • Jamie Larson

    HDCP: 16

    OCCUP: Realtor

    NICKNAME: Jame

  • John Larson

    HDCP: 14

    OCCUP: Architect

    NICKNAME: Ronnie LD

  • Justin Levins

    HDCP: 8

    OCCUP: Contractor

    NICKNAME: Levz

  • Tim O'Connor

    HDCP: 13

    OCCUP: Accountant

    NICKNAME: Timbo Slice

  • James Price

    HDCP: 10

    OCCUP: Tile Setter

    NICKNAME: JP

  • Baxter Redfern

    HDCP: 12

    OCCUP: Photo/Video Nerd

    NICKNAME: Commish

  • Justin Schley

    HDCP: 8

    OCCUP: Grocery Magnate

    NICKNAME: Schels

  • Brandan Soros

    HDCP: 5

    OCCUP: Arborist

    NICKNAME: Bran

  • Steve Wilson

    HDCP: 7

    OCCUP: Drywaller

    NICKNAME: Willy

spares.

  • Jimmy Deas

    HDCP: 16

    OCCUP: Tree Faller

    CONTACT: 250.927.9876

  • Joel Omand

    HDCP: 10

    OCCUP: Gutter & Soffit expert

    CONTACT: 250.954.7941

  • Steve Hocking

    HDCP: 6

    OCCUP: Hmmmm…

    NICKNAME: 778.269.3364

  • Kevin Logeman

    HDCP: 8

    OCCUP: Financier

    CONTACT: 250.616.8036

  • Tyson Taylor

    HDCP: 17

    OCCUP: Maintenace Man

    CONTACT: 306.201.6338

  • Joe Damburger

    HDCP: 10

    OCCUP: Realtor

    CONTACT: 250.937.8633

schedule.

May 1

Prime Golf Nanaimo
Hoodie night/Spares mixer - 7pm start

directions

May 22

Qualicum Memorial
Scoring round - 6pm start

No Format

June 6

Arrowsmith G&CC
Teams - 5:30pm start

Wing & String

June 19

Morningstar
Teams - 6pm start

Cards

July 3

Pheasant Glenn
Scoring round - 6pm start

Portugese Caddy

July 18

TBD - Travel Round
Teams - 2pm start

No Format

July 31

Arrowsmith G&CC
Wilder Cup - 5pm start

Wilder Cup Matches

Aug 14

Fairwinds
Scoring round - 6pm start

Wing & String

August 28

Qualicum Memorial
Teams - 6pm start

Cards

September 11

Pheasant Glenn
Teams - 5:30pm start

Portugese Caddy

September 26

Arrowsmith G&CC
Scoring round - 4pm start

No Format

formats.

Wing & String

Teams are able to supplement their shitty play with 3 wings (throws) and 3 string length (provided) improvements. These wings and strings do NOT count as a stroke towards your score and when used strategically, can make even the worst round, slightly less bad.

DISCLAIMER: Shortgame played college ball, get him as a partner. He one time threw a golf ball over a mountain.

Cards

In this format each team pulls a card out of a silky smooth velure pouch held by their paired team. The cards are a crapshoot, green cards are a reward, red cards are a punishment. Each provided pouch has an equal number of green and read cards so draw wisely.

DISCLAIMER: Cards are only drawn on ODD numbered holes; 1, 3, 5, 7, 9.

Portugese Caddy

Who couldn’t use a little help now and then? In this format each team gets 3 kicks to improve their lie. These kicks do NOT count as strokes towards your scorecard. Use them at the right time and a par can become a birdie pretty quick.

DISCLAIMER: I take no ownership of the potential racial implications of this format name.

Best Ball

Most people think that a best ball is what real golfers know as a scramble, but it’s not, it’s a best ball. The best ball format works like this: All players from a team tee off and play their own ball tee to hole. The ONLY score that is recorded for your team is the lowest team members score.

DISCLAIMER: Get yourself a partner who doesn’t suck at golf.